The walk of Shame, when you throw paper at the bin and miss.
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funny facebook status
When i don`t do it "I am Lazy" but if my boss don`t do it "He is Bussy"
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"Can I have a sip?"..."ok"
does not mean half the bottle!.
does not mean half the bottle!.
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Don’t hate me cause I`m Handsome!! Hate me cause your Girl thinks so!! :)
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won`t expect it back
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That awkward moment when you realize that someone just made a fool out of you...
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I am so clever that sometimes I don`t understand a single word of what I am saying. :-)
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That Awkward Moment When someone gets accused for something you did.
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I hate Those Who Steal My Ideas Before I think of them :)
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Seriously, why do I like you?
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