every time i goto the bathroom, i hope the toilet seat isn`t cold
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funny facebook status
Ironically, cellphone is also one of the most effective devices to ignore people.. :)
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That Awkward Moment when you`re trash talking someone and you realise they`re right behind you.
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Love is in the air...but I can`t fly.
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Dude, you`re so cute! Like "I-have-a-secret-crush-on-you" cute <3
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Stupidity isn`t illegal so I guess you`re free to go.
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That awkward moment when someone is taking a picture and you don`t know whether you could walk in front or not.
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Two tips for faster jogging (1) hot gurl in front of you; (2) creepy girl behind you
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Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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There is no CTRL Button on Chuck Norris’ Keyboard, because he is always in control.
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