Renamed my iPod as `the titantic` so when I plug it in it`s says `the titantic is syncing.
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the awkward moment when your friend says... "Awe you two would be so cute together !"♥ n u both just awkwardly stand there.
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Osama Bin Laden - World Champion of Hide and Seek since 2001.
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PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS STATUS: "Why is it so hard 4 ppl to obey warnings?"
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Let`s talk about how fabulous u think I am.
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Theres a light at every end of a tunnel just pray its not a train..
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The Words That Spoiled Many Boy`s Life... . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Dude She`s Looking At U."
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Make somebody happy today. Mind your own business :)
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Money can`t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
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That awkward moment when you forget how to spell an easy word..
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