Cinderella`s glass shoe fits perfectly, I wonder why it fell off in the first place?
-unknown
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I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I`m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
-unknown
That awkward moment when the dentist asks you a question while their whole hand is shoved in your mouth.
-unknown
think of the first man who was trying to get milk from cow.......wtf was he trying to do???
-Tushar
try to say the letter `M` without your lips touching.
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3 biggest lies told by TEENAGERS: 1. Seriously dude, I don`t like anyone. 2. Everything`s fine. 3. I Can`t! I`m too busy doing homework.
-unknown
That awkward moment when you scream to your friend across the room and everybody is staring.
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That awkward moment when you are stuffing your face like a pig and you look up an realize someone is starring at you AWKWARD
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My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
-unknown
You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
-unknown