i-pad, i-phone, i-pod, i-tab.......... and finally i-bankrupt :)
-unknown
funny facebook status
I solve lots of my problem by simply ignoring them
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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, "In Jesus name, amen."
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I had the right to remain silent, but I didn`t have the ability.
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I`m naked... under my clothes. :)
-Tazja
Hitting every button to stop the last message on your phone from being sent.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you`re on :)
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`Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia` is the fear of long words.
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``FBI, Open the door!`` ``Uh... no ... it`s cool when you break in.``
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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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