WTF = Where`s the food ?! (:
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funny facebook status
My name is_____ and I can never find a key chain with my name on it.
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Hitting the snooze button several times then complaining because you`re running late.
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Walking Into Your Room And Saying "Wow I Should Clean This"And Walking Back Out .
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the awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do..
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I`m not a stalker. Look! Here`s a picture of you in the shower... Am I in it? Nooooo!
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I feel like getting some work done…and so I’m sitting down until the feeling passes.
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
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Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts...
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When nothing goes right just go left.....
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