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-Aldo
funny facebook status
My mom thinks WTF means "wow thats fantastic" .. Today i texted her: mom i got and A on my English test my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner
-unknown
"Why do you talk so fast?" "Why do you listen so slow?"
-unknown
When your ex says, ‘you’ll never find anyone like me’. You reply with, ‘that’s the point’ ;)
-unknown
Re-doing a high five until you get it right!!
-unknown
Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed.
-unknown
I am a star, so when you see me ..... make a wish
-unknown
If I promise to miss you, will you get the hell out of here ??
-unknown
I hate immuture people who are older than me....they need to grow up for real!
-Stephanie
You can see a black object in a white room with no windows but u cant see a white object in a black room with no windows,color is so Racist
-unknown