What is Talent and Intelligence?? Walking on a roap over Niagra fall is Talent. Try not to do such thing is Intelligence :-)
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There`s a fine line between wearing makeup or just looking like you got gang banged by Crayola.
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The awkward moment when your friends are talking about something you don`t know about, and you`re just sitting there.
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Rules of me: . . . #1 I am always right . . . #2 Just in case I am wrong see rule #1
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You will never be too old to be embarrassed by your parents
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When I was little, "I am gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence :-)
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Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does :-)
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When someone texts you "hahahahaha!!" instead of "haha" or "lol", you know you`ve done well.
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Fact: I never dial the wrong number, people just answer the wrong phones.
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HORROR = when you accidentally text the person who you`re talking about
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