We have so much in common, you want to travel, I want you to go
-unknown
funny facebook status
I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font :-)
-unknown
Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don`t act as if you know everything.
-unknown
"NO COMMENT"
is a comment !!
is a comment !!
-Abdul-Rehman
That awkward moment when you accidentally pop a balloon your holding and it scares the living crap out of you!
-unknown
Never Say Neverrr ! you just said it twice ?
-unknown
Everyone is capable of brightening a room; some by entering, some by leaving
-Eli
When a girl says "NO" A guy hears it as "try again tomorrow”
-unknown
I used to love this musician who used to play songs for me over the phone, later I found out that she was keeping me on hold
-unknown
Angry Birds suicide hotline, which level are you stuck on?
-unknown