Would you like a bag? No, I thought I would carry these 14 items on my head....
-Usama
funny facebook status
There should be realtionship status that says,"I don`t even know what`s going on"
-unknown
Whoever uses pharse "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has obviously never tried taking candy from a baby
-unknown
That akward moment, when you spill something at someones house...:P
-Usama
That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.. :)
-unknown
If you recieve something that says,"Send it to all your friends" , then please don`t consider me as your friend.
-unknown
My back is not a voice mail. If you got something to say, say it to my face.
-unknown
Things to do at Wal-Mart: hide in a rack of clothes and when somebody looks through them to yell "WELCOME TO NARNIA"
-unknown
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was Drunk
-unknown
Dear Sun, we know you are Hot, please stop showing.
-unknown