Dictionary is the only place where divorce comes before marriage.
-Usama
funny facebook status
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
-Usama
Father: A banker provided by nature.
-Usama
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad
-Usama
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
-Usama
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
-Usama
If history repeats itself, I`m totally getting a dinosaur.
-unknown
Girl: "I`m breaking up with u." Boy: "Ok, can I get a last hug?" *Girl hugs boy* Girl: "Wait, are u covered in glue?" Boy: "Heh.." ;)
-unknown
I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house..:-)
-unknown
Most of the time best friends have conversations impossible to understand by other people! ;)
-unknown