You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can`t.
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The awkward moment when your just chilling in your room and doby appears and tells you not to go to hogwarts
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that moment when you`re trying to do hula hoop but you end up shaking your hips like Shakira wannabe.
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"tell me when you need anything" "are you gonna come to me?" "nope, I`m gonna pretend to sleep :)"
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That awkward moment when half way through telling a story you realise its pointless.
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We all have that one friend that is stick thin... but eats like an elephant.
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Parents, Biggest Liars EVER!!!! Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, .... My Pony All Lies!!!
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Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It`s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired :)
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Life is hard normally, but its harder if you are Stupid.
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Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again
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