Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
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funny facebook status
Some people say that age is just a number.In China, `Too Young` is just a name.
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History always tells a story.. That`s why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer...!!!
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I`m not bossy, my ideas are just better
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Twitter: the only place where you get excited when stranger follow you!
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If you want to read about Love and Marriage then you have to buy to separate books
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That "Dammit" moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like "Now what do I do...?"
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Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
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That awkward moment when your parents use the word LEGIT, SWAG and EPIC :D
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The awkward moment When you`re in an argument and you realize you`re wrong.
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