My Bathroom sign reads " Realize your dreams beyond this door, because this is where the shit happens!"
-unknown
funny facebook status
A recent study shows that people who teaches Maths have Lots of Problems
-unknown
Yesterday I put a status that i am going 2 sleep Shirtless 2night & after sum time I got notifications that, 7 Mosquitos like this.
-unknown
good job, you`re the biggest bitch i know. wanna cookie?
-unknown
Yes phone, I realize I have a low battery. Thanks for alerting me 50 million times.
-unknown
You was born to be a pessimist. Your blood type is B Negative
-Jeremy
When life gives Lady Gaga lemons, she makes a dress out of them.
-unknown
Don`t u hate it when you`re texting lying down & all of a sudden ur phone decides to be NINJA & slip through your hands & attack your face?
-unknown
If your relationship status on Facebook says, ``complicated``. Stop kiddin yourself & make it to "single"
-unknown
I`m so amazing that I can fall up the stairs and pull a door that says push.
-unknown