Dating a person because of their looks is so shallow. Consider other things like , do they have alot of money.
-unknown
funny facebook status
when people dont sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved. when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
-unknown
I wear all black to the gym.
its like i am attending a funeral for my fat.
its like i am attending a funeral for my fat.
-Gaina Vie
The musicians at the Academy Awards should have played the “waking up” music from Inception when Leo won his Oscar, just to freak him out.
-unknown
Don’t use the bathroom in your dream. It’s a setup.
-unknown
Pain is nature’s way of saying “don’t do that”. Painkillers are man’s way of saying “Watch me”
-unknown
Why is miss Universe always from Earth?
-unknown
I haven’t heard of any Bigfoot sightings in awhile. I hope he is ok
-unknown
If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over
-unknown
DAMN MOM back at it again yelling for no damn reason
-unknown