Awkward moment, When you`re in the car, & you look at the people in thecar next to you, & they`re already looking at you
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funny facebook status
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey`s monkey!
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Whenever I have a problem I just sing,then I realize my voice is worse than my problem
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That awkward moment, where theres an awkward moment, and everyone knows it`s an awkward moment, then somebody says, "AWWWKKKKWAAARRDD!"
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Looking at a painting in a museum and thinking, "PSSH..I could`ve done that!"
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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
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Spongebob has Patrick, Tigger has Pooh, Donald has Daisy and I have you. <3
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Troubles are like babies - The more you nurse them, the bigger they grow!!
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"Mom, I`m going out" "With friends?" "No mom, with terrorists"
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Parallel lines have got so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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