I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" Uh no, I`d also like all this invisible shit...
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funny facebook status
No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.
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My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It`s freaking 2011, I`ll rent a boat
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Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we`d give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They`d reveal their majestic ways.
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Boys insult each other, but they really don`t mean it. Girls compliment each other but they don`t mean it either.
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When I was born, Devil said "Oh shit, competition..!!"
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Why is it that in every love story, mom agrees and dad disagrees? It`s because mom knows what love is, and dad knows what boys are. ♥
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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters
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``I wasn`t that Drunk", "Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo!"
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That awkward moment when Dora the Explorer discovers google maps.
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