Admit it. ..................................... At some point in time you`ve tried to see if you had superpowers
-Meera
funny facebook status
In a group picture, theres always that retard who does the peace sign..
-unknown
"this movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
-unknown
Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.
-unknown
Mom: "Come here right now!" Me: "NO!" Mom: "1..." Me: "Pssh, like that`ll work." Mom: "2..." Me: "Oh shit, I`m coming!"
-unknown
Lazy Rules #1:The farther away the remote is, the more you like what`s already on TV.
-unknown
hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.
-unknown
I don`t understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.
-unknown
That awkward moment when you`re yelling at someone and you mess up a word.
-unknown
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! This is a test this is only a test. If this had been a real emergency I would be running around screaming like a lunatic.
-Victoria