I wasnt that Drunk ." Dude we found you trying to seduce a tree."
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funny facebook status
Girls, at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there.
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If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.
-Kalia
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
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I’m not clumsy. It’s just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me, and the wall just gets in the way.
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``Dude, she just called you disorganized!`` "Oh hell no.. Hold my...oh shit were is it!"
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"Dude she just called you irresponsible!" "Oh hell no.. Hold my steering wheel!"
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Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .
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I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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