2 girls wearing the same shirt- "That bitch, copied my style".. 2 boys wearing the same shirt- "Brother!! :D"
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At 11:59pm Cinderella should have said to the Prince, "I bet you a million bucks I can turn that carriage into a pumpkin."
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The Hardest Desicion of Our Childhood: Charmander, Squirtle or Baulbasaur.
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"Lets watch a scary movie!" *several hours later* "Dude, walk with me to the bathroom"
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"Lets stay up all night!" *2 hours later* screw this! I`m tired.
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That awkward moment when you dont know if you should hug someone or not
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The awkward moment when you are trying to kill a spider & you lose track of it & then you become a victim in your own home ;)
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I wasn`t that Drunk . "Dude, you were caught fishing in the toilet".
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Everyone has pretended to die infront their pets to see if they would do anything.
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My mother always told me if you can`t say anything nice, don`t say anything at all.. and some people wonder why i`m so quiet around them..
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