My mom says I never finish anyth
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That awkward moments when you take your phone out and pretend to text...
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"Let`s settle this the mature adult way." "Rock paper scissors?" "Yep.."
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The Horrible Moment when you sit down & your thighs get 10x bigger.
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Dear circle, Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize your life is pointless? Sincerely, square.
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"Mom, I’m going out" "With friends?" "No, with people i hate..."
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"Can I see your phone?" "Uhh, hang on second" *delete delete delete* "Ok. Sure. Here you go"
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Some fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." Others begin with "If elected, I promise..."
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I don`t care how old I am. It`s the fu*king ice cream truck were talking about.
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Deleting one `ha` from your `Hahahahaha` cause you think it`s a bit TOO much..
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