funny facebook status

That awkward when you already said "moment" in your head before you even read it..
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"If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?" "Why would my friends jump off a cliff?!"
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Here, let me tie your shoelaces so you won`t fall for anyone else ♥
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Old meaning of sorry. "I won`t do it again." New meaning of sorry. "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."
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The Awkward Moment when you keep Posting Statuses For your New Crush.. and..... and..... your EX Keep Liking It :D
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That awkward moment when you realize you’ve been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life
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"Omg! Did you fall?!" "no. The ground just came up and banged my face!!"
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"BE YOURSELF!" is about the worst advice you can give to some people.
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That awkward moment. When you`re yelling at someone and you mess up a word.
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Oh a spider. You are tiny. I am a great big person. I am a grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I am a great big pe- OMG IT MOVED!!
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