that awkward moment when push really hard on a door, and then look at the handle and it says pull
-Mario
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That awkward moment when you accidentally use a ;) instead of a :) and it makes the whole conversation sexual.
-unknown
That awkward moment when someone who always starts drama complains that they hate drama
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Why is there a show called "When animals attack"? It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."
-Osiris
Age is just a number. Yeah, 911 is too.
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That awkward moment when someone says "OH MY GOSH, YOU GUYS SHOULD DATE.!"
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I wasnt that drunk... I wasnt that drunk! Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single..
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That look you give your friend when they say something they weren`t supposed to mention in front of your parents.
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"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
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