When someone rings the doorbell why do dogs always assume its for them?
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funny facebook status
When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo.
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Drink `till she`s cute, but stop before the wedding.
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That awkward moment when a fat person says ``Thats how I roll``
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Do you ever bring your pet up to a mirror and your just like “that is you"
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do you ever get mad at yourself because you’re not even good at the things you thought you were good at.
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Being gay is fine. Being bi-sexual is fine. Being straight is fine. Do you know what`s not fine. Crocs.
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Here`s to the floor, who`s always held you when no one else could.
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Person: "Who`s your favorite basketball player?" Me: "Nathan Scott or Troy Bolton"
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kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
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