"All you do is sit on that computer" Lies. I sit on the chair
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funny facebook status
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass.
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"I`M GETTING PAPEEEERRR!!" Grandma please, stop playing with the printer.
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That awkward moment when your dancing, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the whole time.
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theres a sickness called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
seriously, THERE IS :P
seriously, THERE IS :P
-Poh
That awkward moment when you feel like you’re going to fall backwards off a chair.
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My parents used to be happy when I took naps… but now they think I`m lazy.
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She`s so fake if you look behind her neck it says "made in china"
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Dear "do not try this at home"⁰Okay! I`ll go to my neighbor`s house .
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You never know what you have until..... you clean your room.
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