Barking back at dogs to show them who`s boss.
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funny facebook status
Dear mom, Please stop trying to clean my face with your spit. Sincerely, I`m 15, not 5.
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"I wasn`t that Drunk" . "Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."
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If you were a dinosaur you`d be a bitch-a-whoreus.
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Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. *Boy throws bag out the window* Teacher: Who threw that? Boy: Me, I`m going home
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Dear Mom, how can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can’t hear me say "What?!" multiple times when you scream my name?
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Awkwardly standing there while your friend talks to someone you don`t know
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What did people do during awkward situations in the old days without cell phones to pretend-text?
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"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
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Spread love everywhere you go: Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier !
-Muhammad