"Connect your charger." ... Why don`t YOU do it "smart" phone?
-unknown
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That awkward moment when your parents trying to be funny in front of your friends.
-unknown
What time is it?.. Theres a clock right there ``DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?``
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*Walking around supermarket* *Don`t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
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This is my care cup, \_/ oh look it`s empty.
-unknown
Officer: Did u know your back light is out
Guy: Well no sir. I dont know if you noticed... Im inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage
Guy: Well no sir. I dont know if you noticed... Im inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage
-Eli
"HEYY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" . " What", " Can you turn my light off?"
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TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I`m fine. 2) That was my last piece of gum. 3) I`ll call you back. 4) I`m on my way. 5) I never got that text.
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"And I was like`...". "Really, you said that?" "No, but I was thinking it."
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B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
-Eli