Seeing a spider isn`t the biggest problem, it`s when it disappears.
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funny facebook status
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
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MY ALARM CLOCK IS A DREAM KILLER.
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If people winked in real life, as much as they do in texts.. this world would be a pretty creepy place. ;)
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5 most annoying words after a break up: "Are you mad at me?" No, I`m perfectly happy you broke my heart!
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Nobody Dates Anymore, Everybody has a ``Thing" with someone.
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The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
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That awkward moment when you see 9 year olds with boyfriends or girlfriends, while you`re still single.
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Saying "oh!" like you get it. But you still have no idea..
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That awkward moment when you don`t wanna come out of you`re room because your parents have visitors over.
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