"Dude, she just called you deaf..." "...........WHAT?"
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funny facebook status
Our phones fall, we panic, but when our friends fall, we laugh! :D
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At what age is it appropriate to tell my dogs they are adopted?
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I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
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Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun
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On the phone with mom: Yeah. Okay. Yes. Okay. Alright. Yes. I will. Alright. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Alright. Yes I did. I love you too Bye
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Hi, I`m a bra. And I touch your girlfriends boobs everyday. Jealous yet?
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When someone says the words "I love you" and you dont feel the same way, just say "I love YOUTUBE" Real fast.
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That awkward moment when your dentist keeps asking you questions while their hands are in your mouth...
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Hugs can be really awkward when you aren`t really sure where to put your arms.
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