Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
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Father opens the school card & sees all bad grades. “What do u have 2 say about this, son?” “Well, Dad, at least you know I’m not cheating!”
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When I have kids, I`ll make them watch 2012 movie and tell them I survived that..
-Riddhi
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running
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``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete , here you go.``
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I haven`t seen a spider around the house in days.. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY PLANNING?
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Hey haters, I found your nose. It was in my business again.
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"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they`d bring you back."
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That awkward moment when your parents try to gangster talk to you.
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That awkward moment when you realize that someone’s right while you’re proving they’re wrong.
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