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					 Flirtationship; It`s more than a friendship, but less than a relationship.					
					
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					 That awkward moment When you have to much lotion on and don`t know where to put it.					
					
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					 ``Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"					
					
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					 "I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hug my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".					
					
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					 Roses Are Red
Violets are Red
Grass is Red
Ohh! Shit! There is a fire in my Backyard					
					
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					 When I met you, I got this tingling sensation.. Then I realized my phone was on vibrate.					
					
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					 Hurting yourself and not being able to swear, because your parents are there.					
					
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					 When younger kids get into an argument with you. Bitch, I`m older than you. Bring it on. 					
					
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					 The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.					
					
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					 That awkward moment when you see a bunch people from school hanging out at the mall & you’re there with your mom.					
					
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