funny facebook status
Flirtationship; It`s more than a friendship, but less than a relationship.
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That awkward moment When you have to much lotion on and don`t know where to put it.
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``Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
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"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hug my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
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Roses Are Red
Violets are Red
Grass is Red
Ohh! Shit! There is a fire in my Backyard
-Rojen
When I met you, I got this tingling sensation.. Then I realized my phone was on vibrate.
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Hurting yourself and not being able to swear, because your parents are there.
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When younger kids get into an argument with you. Bitch, I`m older than you. Bring it on.
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The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.
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That awkward moment when you see a bunch people from school hanging out at the mall & you’re there with your mom.
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