Drake is the type of guy that cries when he reads "drake the type of guy" tweets.
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funny facebook status
Having a 20 items or less express lane at WalMart is pointless when your customers dont know how to count.
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Officer: How high are you? Drunk: No officer its Hi, how are you?
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I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
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Yesterday I set my wifis name to Hack this if you can. When I checked it today, it was called Challenge accepted.
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Say no to drugs. Although, if youre talking to drugs, it may be too late.
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They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it`s Michael - he`s super cute.
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IRS: We`ve got what it takes to take what you`ve got.
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"Age is just a number..." "Yeah, and weed is just a plant"
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CLEANING MY ROOM: 1% Cleaning. 30% Complaining. 69% Playing with stuffs I just found.
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