funny facebook status

That awkward moment when you laugh so hard and your eyes get watery, and people think you`re crying.
-unknown
That awkward moment when your mom sits down next to you while you`re on the computer.
-unknown
Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.
-unknown
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
-unknown
"Okay. Okay. Okay. Aaaaalright. Okay. Okay, bye. Okay. Bye." - someone on the phone with their mother.
-unknown
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
-unknown
Those bathrooms that whenever you flush, they spray water on you & your just like, -.-
-unknown
That Awkward Moment when it`s all silent and someone says "awkward"
-Drew
is very bored of being bored, because being bored is boring that`s why i post this boring status because I`m bored of being bored and being bored is boring! :)
-Sobin
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.."
-unknown