Remember, every time you buy a pineapple, you make one Spongebob`s relatives homeless.
-unknown
funny facebook status
That awkward moment when someone catches you making weird faces at yourself in the mirror.
-unknown
Hey Siri, What`s the opposite of term `opposite`?
-unknown
"Did u just fall?" "No, i attacked the floor" " Backwards???" "I`m freaking talented"
-Brittany
Headphones definitely just tie themselves in knots while we’re not looking…
-unknown
Dear people who leave candy out on Halloween, news flash, we don`t take just one, but thanks for trusting us anyway.
-unknown
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
-unknown
`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
-unknown
That awkward moment when you asked a question and no one responded.
-unknown
Child: Mom, I love you! Mom: I love you too. :) - Teenager: Mom, I love you! Mom: Yes, what do you want? :P
-unknown