The awkward moment when someone`s zipper is down & you don`t know whether to tell, because you can`t explain why you were looking that low
-unknown
funny facebook status
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
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"Will be ready in 5 minutes" of A Woman & "Will call you back in 5 minutes" of A Man Are Essentially The Same Thing!!!
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When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People...
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That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself...
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that sexy face before you sneeze. ;)
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"Sexy and I know it..." more like Ugly and you show it!
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That awkward moment when you are in the store and you see your teacher....
-Adriana
I hate it when someone apologizes for talking to much. They`re just talking even more.
-Jakob
That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away.
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