Officer to drunk boy : "How high are you?" Drunk Boy: No officer, its "Hi! How are you?"
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funny facebook status
on Facebook seaching up people with the last name hontas.I think it would be cool to poke a hontas :)
-Jazmin
"My memory is so bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"
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That awkward moment when you`re talking to someone with an accent & you accidentally reply with their accent.
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Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
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Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
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*Ignores phone call* -After texts person- "You called?"
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That annoying moment when you`re talking, then interrupted & can`t remember what you were talking about.
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, & my alarm clock is the police.
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That Awkward Moment when you drop your iPod and your headphones save its life.
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