The Bruno Mars moments when you wish there was a urinal next to your bed.
-Phak
funny facebook status
I`m not easily distracted......OH something shiny!!!!
-unknown
Lazy rule; can`t reach it, don`t need it.
-unknown
Karma is a bitch, well just make sure that bitch is beautiful
-unknown
That awkward moment when you enter and elevator, u wait a while it opens again and someone comes in, you realize your on the same floor -.-
-Yeoun Jun
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
-unknown
I remember when my bestfriend was shy and quiet, I created a monster. :D
-unknown
That Awkward moment when you look and your best friend is bent down and her granny panties are showing.
-Kaitlyn
That moment when You give someone the the silent treatment because you are mad at them & they don`t even notice.
-unknown
`Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia` is the fear of long words.
-unknown