My girlfriend is like my iPad...I don`t have an iPad.
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funny facebook status
When it comes to fighting let`s just say I have lightning-like reflexes…. I hit the ground fast.
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When your friends tell you who they like and you`re like "I KNEW IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!"
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Never say, “Oops.” Always say, “Ah, interesting!”
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Dear bed, I know that I left you this morning, but I love you. Take me back?
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There’s no panic like trying to press `End Call` when you make an accidental call.
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"My memory is so bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"
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If someone texts "K.", just reply "L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z".
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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
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Dear parents, knocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking. Sincerely, teenagers.
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