The awkward moment when you tickle someone, and then they`re not even ticklish.
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funny facebook status
TWILIGHT: Happy Bella- •_• Sad Bella- •_• Excited Bella- •_• Angry Bella- •_• Shocked Bella- •_• Confused Bella- •_•
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Dear eyelashes, wishbones, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles. What happened to my wishes? Sincerely, still waiting.
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don`t be shy, share your status with us? pfffft, who said i was shy
-Bruno
That awkward moment when you butt dial someone as your singing badly in your car
-James
The awkward moment when someone fatter than you gives you dieting advice.
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That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except for the sound of your pee & you hope the person washing their hands isn’t listening.
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Last night when I was drunk I asked a cat if it could talk, it replied! "Me? How?"
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My disney channel was "Even Stevens", "That`s so Raven" and "Lizzie McGuire" It didn`t involve talking fish or 11 year olds in High School!
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Friend: "Omg, your parents are so nice!" ... You: "It`s because you`re here.."
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