"FBI, open the door!" "What`s the password?!"
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funny facebook status
Never trust anyone who says; ``I`m not supposed to tell anyone but…``
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This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.
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Hey mom?" "WHAT!?" "Nevermind you`re not in a good mood.
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The lazy rule: Can`t reach what I dropped.. don`t need it.
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That awkward moment when you`re watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven`t taken him away from his parents yet.
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That awkward moment when you`re talking to your friend on the phone & then your phone rings, realizing your call got cut out.
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That moment when you get a sweet text & you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo.
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I love Pandas, they`re so chill. They`re like "Dude, racism is stupid. I`m White, Black, and Asian..."
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Every time I go to the grocery store, I suppress my desire to trip kids running through the aisles.
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