I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone ;)
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funny facebook status
My mother texted me `What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?` I answered: `I dont know, love u, talk to u later.` Mother: `Ok, I`ll ask your sister`
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Stages of life: 1) U believe in Santa Claus. 2) U don`t believe in Santa Claus. 3) U are Santa Claus. 4) U look like Santa Claus.
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THE AWKWARD MOMENT when your finally take a decent picture and then as you continue to stare at it, it gets uglier.
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I`m not lazy, I`m on energy saving mode.
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"Are you athletic?" .. "Yeah I surf.....the internet"
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Only in this generation, can you carry on a whole freaking conversation with smiley faces...
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Dear Mom & Dad.. when I lie to you, it`s for your own good.
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That awkward moment when you can’t find your phone because your bed ate it.
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Dear Blackberry, Why the cellphone with white color are costlier than the black one. Sincerely, Stop being racist.
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