That awkward moment when Santa leaves the price tag on your presents.
-Sonja
funny facebook status
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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Funny Homeless Sign: Why live in a $100k home when I can live under a three million dollar bridge?
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``Stalking`` is such a strong word; I like to look at it as ``Intense research on an individual``
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Clapping the longest during an assembly because you`re a fearless savage.
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Reason why I check my voice mail... 5% Because I care about my missed calls, 95% to remove that annoying icon.
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I`m not fat. My stomach is 3D
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That awkward moment when your mum compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than you.
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Parent- Are you talking back to me? Me- Well, yeah. That`s how communication works.
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That awkward moment when you can`t read your own handwriting.
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