Every year: Wow I was so stupid last year.
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funny facebook status
How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat.
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I like to send out texts saying "Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?" Just to see who`s dumb enough.
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That awkward moment when you don`t know how to smile when someone is taking a picture.
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that awkward moment when your parent tells you no over the phone and you make a face at the phone after you hang up
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When someone says “I love you” and you don`t feel the same, just say “I love YOUTUBE” Damn fast.
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That awkward moment when you are actually pulling a push door.
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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?
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That sexy turtle face you do when you think you`re gonna sneeze but you end up not doing it
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The awkward moment when someones voice doesn`t match their appearance.
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