Son: Hey Dad! I got a girlfriend! Dad: Nice son, is she hot? Son: Hell yeah! - Girl: Hey Dad! I got a boyfriend! Dad: *Loads shotgun*
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That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking a pen but you have to click it one more time to use it.
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Dear ‘K’, you should get arrested for killing conversations.
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That one friend you have that always says "I`m never drinking again." after a party.
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For my mom, every MP3 player is iPod!
-GiGa
the awkward moment when your dancing in your room and you forgot to shut the door and peoples watching you from the couch.
-Chad
WHEN YOUR MOM YELLS YOUR NAME: You: YES?!?! ....*Silence*... You: YEAH!?!?! ....*Silence*.... You: UGHHH! *Gets up and sees what she wants*
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Dear people who write on the bathroom stalls; i don`t care who you "heart." sincerely, just trying to pee.
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We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
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I`m going to open a store next to Forever 21 and call it Finally 22.
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