Dear Mom & Dad, when you said- "Let`s go", I assumed you were ready to go also. Sincerely, Been waiting in the car for 20 minutes.
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That moment when 10 year olds have a better phone than you.
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I don`t ask for much. All I want is for a group of scientists to team up & figure out a way to give me superpowers.
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That awkward moment when you wait for a text but then you realize you`re the one who didn`t reply.
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if it`s worth it to get up & pee or if you can hold it in until the morning..
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that mini heart attack you get when you miss a step on the stairs.
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Dear McDonalds, why are all the people in your commercials thin? Sincerely, highly suspect.
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"HEY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" "what", "Can you turn my light off?"
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That awkward moment when you’re laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something..
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The awkward moment when a lifeguard tells a muslim to stop bombing
-Kamyab