I`m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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funny facebook status
"I`M GETTING PAPEEEERRR!!" Grandma please, stop playing with the printer.
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Sorry about the texts I sent you last night.... My phone was drunk.
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"If you fall, I`ll be there for you." - Floor
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Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
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When People say, "When I was little I..." And I`m just sitting there awkwardly like, "I still do that..."
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Employee at Disney: Hey guys! I have a great idea! Instead of making new movies, let`s just remake all the old ones in 3D!
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If you watch the Titanic backwards its about a magical boat that saves people.
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I advise you, don`t mess with me. I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words ;)
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Pressing a toy that says `TRY ME` at the store and it wont stop, So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.
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