WHEN YOUR MOM THINKS You have a attitude but all you did was answer her question.
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The awkward moment when you`re blackberry battery lasts longer than most peoples relationships these days..
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That awkward moment when you have a better chance at finding Waldo than a boyfriend.
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The awkward moment when you`re talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot because you`re so hilarious.
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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?
-Raghad
"Quick, pretend you`re sleeping!" never gets old.
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When life gives you lemons.. squirt it in your enemies eyes.
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i wasn`t ignoring you, i had to go walk my turtle
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Never tell a girl to calm down. It just makes her more angry.
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My Definition of a clean room- a clear path from the door to my bed
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