Dear movie watcher, Your parents are about to walk in. Sincerely, here comes the only sex scene in this movie.
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funny facebook status
I married Miss Right. I just didn`t know her first name was Always.
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Typical Pingpong Game: 5% playing Pingpong. 95% chasing the Ball around the room
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Staying in the bathroom longer because you`re playing around with your phone....We all do it
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My bank is the worst. They’re charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can’t even afford to be broke
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Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents. The second half will be ruined by our children
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It`s not cute when people use ":)))))". It looks like they have rolls of fat underneath their chin...
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Is that fake tan or you just took a shower in Fanta?
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10 REASONS WHY I`M LAZY... you know what? Never mind. I can do this later.
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