My room isn`t dirty, I just have everything on display.
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funny facebook status
I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WHEREVER I WANT. .. As long as my mom says it`s ok...
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I`m rebooting my life; Ctrl+Alt+Vodka ...
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if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she`s wasting a great opportunity
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We all have 10 fingers.
INDEX to point out,
RING for marriage,
THUMBS for approval,
PINKIES for swears,
and the MIDDLE one is just for YOU!
INDEX to point out,
RING for marriage,
THUMBS for approval,
PINKIES for swears,
and the MIDDLE one is just for YOU!
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A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
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"Did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got into a fight with the lawnmower and the lawnmower won."
"No, I got into a fight with the lawnmower and the lawnmower won."
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When I cross a one way road, I still look both ways. Just in case there are any women driving.
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Cops never say "Thank you for committing a crime and keeping us employed," selfish bastards!
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hey can you please never talk to me again its for a school project
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