My parents say I have ADHD, I don`t what the hell they are tal- LOOK IT`S A BIRD!
-Jenny
funny facebook status
"Mom...I`m bored" "Ok, if you`re so bored why don`t you clean this..." "Never mind I found something to do.
-unknown
That awkward moment when 2 people are taking your picture at the same time and you don`t know which camera to look at
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You call me 3 times, I ignore it. *UNKNOWN CALL.* Who the fuck you trying to fool?! LOL.
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"WHY?!" "Because I said so!" Good one mom, you should be a lawyer
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"Can I use your phone to call my mom?" "Yeah, just hit redial." ;)
-unknown
You Know You`re Drunk When You cut pineapples yelling "SPONGE BOB I KNOW YOU`RE IN THERE..."
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You Know You`re Drunk When you ask your girlfriend if she was single...
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You Know You`re Drunk When you blend YOUR iPhone saying "I WANT APPLE JUICE"
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Dear Lord Voldemort, all you have to do is LIE. Sincerely, Pinochio.
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